Thank you Spin's Vixenella for letting me post this. A must read for any fan to get ready for the big day. I would like to apologize for any fans who may have been spoiled by the title but i decided its a half hour till show time and there has been promos for a week most should already know.. Again A I am sorry but sometimes I have to make the call. -Penny
Forget the BBQ Chips & Orange Soda…Shelves are bare. Closest you're going to get now is dousing Tabasco on Ruffles & stirring up a little Tang.1. TV – preferably with East & West Coast ABC feeds in the event of breaking news interruption. Set DVR for both.
2. SOAPNet backup
3. BBQ Chips - TOO LATE!
4. Orange Soda – See above.
5. Deep Cleansing Breaths
6. Comfortable loose fitting attire - to prevent constriction of airway in the even of hyperventilation
7. Paper Bag - breathe into it if hyperventilation actually occurs
8. Kleenex – think tears of joy
9. Phones Unplugged/Cell Phones & Beepers turned off
10. Smelling Salts or Ammonia Ampoules – for swooning/fainting
11. Comfortable padded seating surrounded by pillows in the event of swooning, (if you are a known, habitual swooner just lie down throughout today’s episode)
12. Opposite Attraction Fan Site Chat Box
13. Circulating air source – I’m using a big fan; feel free to improvise
14. Paramedics standing by – I stopped breathing for a moment yesterday, so I’m just saying…
Did I forget anything? My husband said something about men in little white coats, but he can do his own Survival Guide!
Thanks Penny. The hyperventilating began yesterday with "the kiss." I've watched it 10 or so times, in regular and slow-mo. Just now (with 25 minutes to go) I picked up my dog and we did a happy dance...I don't think she understood my screams of "Spinelli's having sex today!" I don't want to eat chips because the crunching will be too loud...assuming there's dialogue to hear ;-) . But I do have some orange soda in the house! I am all set, Baby!!
ReplyDeleteI am so glad I found your site! I wasn't a Spinelli fan at first, but now I LOVE him. I really like seeing him with Maxie, they are so cute together!
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